There is no way you can ever think for one moment that senior driver testing is fair after watching this video!
Click HERE for the funniest minute ever!
Then refresh your memory with this one:
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Before you go to the next laugh…
WHEN YOU STEP INTO ANY DOCTOR’S OFFICE, BE SURE TO PROVIDE THEM WITH A NOTE STATING THAT YOU DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY DEMENTIA, MEMORY, ART OR OTHER TEST AND ESPECIALLY ANY TESTING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DRIVER LICENSES. You have the right to refuse consent under the Health Care Consent Act. Click here for more info on how to protect yourself: if in Ontario.
Any similarities here between what is happening in Canada and the UK:
New NHS Proposals: The Royal College of Nursing has weighed in on Prime Minister David Cameron’s health care proposals for the National Health Service in the UK.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up.”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.
The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a…holes in Whitehall. (Ottawa for us)
And here’s a special one from Retired RCMP Sgt Ed Rockburne:
There might still be hope for some of us old geezers! Where can I find an old Packard?
A Car Salesman’s Nightmare:
She won’t buy a new car until she has worn her old one out and it is still
in new condition – after all it is only 84 years old (the car that is, oh, the lady..
This lady’s car is a 1930 Packard.
What a pleasant and spry lady she is…!
Take note in the video that she lays a shop rag on the running board to step
onto when she gets in and out of the car.
Then after she is in the car, she leans all the way down to the
running-board to get the rag.
She is in great physical and mental shape for her age.
The car is not bad either…!
Click on the link below to view this beautiful car and listen to this
wonderful, seemingly ageless lady:
A lovely little girl was holding two apples in both hands
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile; my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum, and said: mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.
No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement.
Give others the privilege to explain themselves.
What you see may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.
Which is why we should never only focus on the surface and judge others without understanding them first.
Those who like to pay the bill, do so not because they are loaded but because they may value friendship above money.
Those who take the initiative at work, do so not because they are stupid but because they understand the concept of responsibility.
Those who apologize first after a fight, do so not because they are wrong but likely because they value the people around them.
Those who are willing to help you, do so not because they owe you any thing but because they see you as a true friend.
Those who often text you, do so not because they have nothing better to do but because you are in their heart.
Those who take out time to chat with you, does not mean they are jobless or less busy, but they know the importance of keeping in touch.
One day, all of us will get separated from each other; we will miss our conversations of everything & nothing; the dreams that we had.
Days will pass by, months, years, until this contact becomes rare…
One day our children will see our pictures and ask ‘Who are these people?’ And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say: ‘IT WAS THEM THAT I HAD THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE WITH’.
As I age, I realize that:
I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.
Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud?
I don’t need anger management.
I need people to stop pissing me off.
My people skills are just fine.
It’s my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
The biggest lie I tell myself is
“I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”
When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment.
Now it’s like a mini vacation.
The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the
Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer
for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on
When the kids text me “plz” which is shorter than please.
I text back “no” which is shorter than “yes”.
At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room
and remembering what I came in there for.